![]() ![]() Sneaky fucker tried to hide out behind the brooms and mops while he bled out!ĭr. Kondraki: All right, so that’s when I noticed that the bloodstains led to the janitor’s closet. Glass: …how can you be so cooperative and so frustrating at the same time…ĭr. Gears: I see a abstract blot of black ink…and your finger.ĭr. Glass: You're telling me you don't see the happy little puppy right here? look, at the bottom of the paper…ĭr. Glass: A horrible face-melting explosion?ĭr. Maybe you should lie down and close your eyes for a bit.ĭr. Clef: Why would I do that? That's as ridiculous as claiming that I've prepared a soporific-laced gum to give to you under the guise of a friendly offer of refreshments, thus knocking you out so that I can dispatch you at my leisure and throw your body into the incinerator, destroying all evidence, meaning that it will never be traceable back to me.ĭr. You're merely trying to scare me into ending this interview early with inane threats of violence, and I must warn you that such cavalier tactics are clearly transparent, now if …ĭr. Glass: … Clef, you're not getting out of this interview. Maybe you should take a break for a while.ĭr. Glass, auditory hallucinations are often caused by overwork and stress. Clef: Really? All I hear is me telling you about waking up in the morning and shaving.ĭr. Glass: Yes you did! I'll play it back, listen!ĭr. Glass: You just threatened to brutally murder myself and everyone in the base!?ĭr. Clef: Said what? Are you feeling all right, Dr. ![]() Why would I say I sometimes think I'm going to wake up one morning, take my straight razor out of its jar of blue disinfectant, cut my assistant's throat, and then run through the halls of the base naked slashing anyone who gets in my way?ĭr. Clef: Are you kidding me? I never said that. Glass: I thought you said you were thinking about killing everyone in the base.ĭr. Clef: I've been kind of thinking about killing everyone in the base.ĭr. Glass: …Okay…we can try something else now…just…stop staring at me like that…ĭr. I see a collection of black, abstract shapes.ĭr. Glass: Are you sure? It looked like you might have saw something there for a second…ĭr. Glass: …Ok…but do you see any shapes? Like a butterfly, or a ocean, people, anything at all?ĭr. The paper is folded in the middle, leading to the conclusion that it is a Rorschach, or "ink blot", test.ĭr. Gears: …I see a symmetrical inkblot, comprised of what appears to be Black #4 ink. Glass: This isn't that hard, just tell me what you see, anything at all.ĭr. Agatha… Security, Security to exam room A!ĭr. Glass: Agatha, please put that lamp down. Rights: Like killing him! I mean, there I was, all ready and willing for sex, and he buys a video game? It was just so, so-ĭr. Glass: And how did that make you feel?ĭr. Glass: Well, look at that, our time is up.ĭr. Say, those are some amazing hands you've got there. Bright: Working on that with Kain actually. Glass: Well it would give you some form of stable body.ĭr. Bright: They just don't trust me! Like I actually want to be the body of some stupid SCP.ĭr. Glass: That's your -favorite- memory of working for the Foundation?ĭr. That D-Class with me was bawling like a baby!ĭr. Kondraki: So I shoot his fucking face off, bam, just like that. Kondraki: Alright, so then, he stumbles on some entrails, and I manage to catch up to him.ĭr. (|(*UNHOLY CONCERNED NOISES COME FROM SCP-5000 IN THE BACKGROUND)|)ĭr. Someone get me a D-Class in here for a few minutes…ĭirector Ghost: Small, slow circles. Why is it that you can't come to site 17 again?ĭr. Glass: W-well, uhm, do you like hiking?ĭr. Glass: Right right, so, listen, what are you doing Saturday night?ĭr. Most people only do theirs once a month.ĭr. Glass: So, Agent Diogenes, h-how's it going?Īgent Diogenes: I'm fine, but I'm wondering why I need a psych evaluation every week. Let's take a look at - oh lord, who let him bring a shotgun in here?ĭr. Clef: These are cinnamon twists, not rolls. If you could please remove those cinnamon rolls from-ĭr. The following are excerpts from psychological evaluations performed by Dr. ![]()
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